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View Shopping Cart 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) See larger image Author: The Oatmeal Matthew Inman List Price: $14.99 Price: $10.86 Availability: Usually ships in 24 hours Rating: Release: Tuesday, March 01, 2011 Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing Sales Rank: 8308 Binding: Paperback Quantity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 Editorial Reviews Product Description In Matthew Inman's 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.Inman creates these quirky scenes for theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and already has more than 82 million page views. In fact, every 15 to 30 seconds, someone Googles one of theoatmeal.com's creations. Now, 60 of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as:* 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times* 6 Types of Crappy Hugs* 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You* 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat* 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer Customer Reviews You Might Also Be Interested In: How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You My Dog: The Paradox: A Lovable Discourse about Man's Best Friend Cyanide and Happiness xkcd: volume 0 You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News: Shocking but Utterly True Facts